Answer:
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
What is the best cure for dandruff?
Why can’t you trust the law of gravity?
The artistic vandal's best friend.
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?