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On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What do you say to a giant with his head in the clouds?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Do you know why stealing is illegal?
I am a band that does not perform, sing, or act. What am I?