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What do you call a bad guy in India?
A red drum which sounds without being touched, and grows silent, when it is touched.
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?
What do you call a tick that loves math?
You throw me out when you use me and take me in when you are done.
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