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I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
Why did it rain Pennies?
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
When life gives you these, make a refreshing beverage.
I cannot be burned in fire or drowned in water. What am I?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?