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I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What vegetable goes well with jacket potatoes?
A salutation from the islands.
Why are ghosts bad liars?
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
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What am I?