The answer I give is yes, but what I mean is no. What was the question?
Do you mind?
How many bananas can you eat if your stomach is empty?
Just one. After that, it’s not empty anymore.
A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn’t stop him. Why didn’t the police officer stop him?
He was walking.
How can you place a pencil on the floor so that no one can jump over it?
Put it next to a wall.
If a rooster lays an egg on the exact peak of a barn, which side does it fall?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind, and she is reading Braille.
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
Six glasses are in a row. The first three are filled with milk and the last three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so that the full and the empty glasses alternate?
Pour one of the glasses of milk into an empty glass.