In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995 that same person is 10 years old. How is this possible?
The years are in B.C.
I have two coins, one is marked George I and one is marked George IV. One is genuine but one is a forgery. Which is the forgery?
George I. A coin would not be marked Goerge I because at the time it was produced it would not have been known that there was going to be a George II.
On Christmas eve, when Santa leaves his workshop on the north pole, what direction does he travel.
South. If you're on the North Pole the only direction you can go is south.
What is a ten letter word that starts with gas?
A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
Because if he went back in time from upstairs, that would be a nasty fall because the house wouldn't have been there 200 years ago
No is to negative as yes is to...?
Affirmative, If you said "Positive" you're wrong.
If you count 20 houses on your right going to the store and 20 houses on your left coming home, how many houses did you count?
20, they are the same houses.
Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be?
“Each” was the name of one of the twelve men passing by.
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o’clock, you get one o’clock.