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When is homework not homework?
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
A grandmother, two mothers and two daughters went shopping together and everyone bought one purse each. How many purses did they bring home all together?
There were 5 children in a room. Iris drew a picture, Barry played video games, Andrew played chess, and Trina read a book. What is the fifth child, Mindy, doing?
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.