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First I threw away the outside and cooked the inside then I ate the outside and threw away the inside. What did I eat?
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
When is homework not homework?
What moves and touches water but doesn't get wet?
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
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What am I?