Why can't Kevin, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
He's still alive.
There are 20 birds in a tree. A man comes and shoots one of the birds. How many birds are left?
None, because all the birds flew away after hearing the gun shot.
What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
Your left hand
An archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies. He immediately identifies them as Adam and Eve. How can he tell they are Adam and Eve?
They had no belly buttons
How could all of your cousins have an aunt who is not your aunt?
Their aunt is your mother.
On which day of the year do fewest people die?
A town has only two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, tidy haircut, and the other has a shaggy, messy haircut. Which barber should you go to?
The one with the messy haircut because he cuts the barber’s hair that has the nice haircut