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A man wants to buy a used car. He finds a beautiful Buick for $9500, but he buys it without paying a dime. How did he manage this?
What can you hold in your right hand but never in your left hand?
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How far can a man hike into the forest?
A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
The virgin gave birth to a child and threw away the blanket.