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Amelia's teacher called her in one day and told her that she was really proud of her because when a student fell and hurt her knee, she was the only one that wasn't laughing. However, when Amelia replied back to her teacher, she said she would've laughed if she could've. Why didn't she laugh?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
When is homework not homework?
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
No is to negative as yes is to...?
What goes around and around the wood, but never goes into the wood?
Logic
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
What am I?