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How do you drop an egg and never break it?
First I threw away the outside and cooked the inside then I ate the outside and threw away the inside. What did I eat?
Amelia's teacher called her in one day and told her that she was really proud of her because when a student fell and hurt her knee, she was the only one that wasn't laughing. However, when Amelia replied back to her teacher, she said she would've laughed if she could've. Why didn't she laugh?
How do you blink twice without blinking twice?
What man can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard?
What is the difference between love and marriage?