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What goes up and never comes down?
A town has only two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, tidy haircut, and the other has a shaggy, messy haircut. Which barber should you go to?
What goes up the hill and down the hill, And spite of all, yet stand still?
On Christmas eve, when Santa leaves his workshop on the north pole, what direction does he travel.
What is the only question you can't answer yes to?
Almost everyone needs it, asks for it, gives it. But almost nobody takes it.