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You are participating in the swimming finals at the Olympics. In the final few seconds of the race you narrowly pass the swimmer who was in third place. What place did you get?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
What is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
A boy throws a baseball. It travels 40 feet and then goes right back to the boy. How is that possible?
There are two sisters: one gives birth to the other and she, in turn, gives birth to the first. Who are the two sisters?
I stay where I am when I go off. What am I?