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A town has only two barbers. One of the barbers has a nice, tidy haircut, and the other has a shaggy, messy haircut. Which barber should you go to?
Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be?
How do you drop an egg and never break it?
What can fill an entire room without taking up any space?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?