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A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel. How did he find it?
What always comes into a house through the keyhole?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
Lauren lived in a light house. He was so tired that he turn off all the lights and fell asleep. The next morning the realized that he killed 6,000,000 people. How?
The yellow house has yellow window, the red house has red windows, what colour windows does the green house have?
A word of five letters, Upside down is the same, A shark does this, But itβs not to blame. What is the word?