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An archaeologist digs up two perfectly preserved bodies. He immediately identifies them as Adam and Eve. How can he tell they are Adam and Eve?
On Christmas eve, when Santa leaves his workshop on the north pole, what direction does he travel.
No matter how terrible things get for the people of the Arctic, they will not eat a penguin. Why not?
If you count 20 houses on your right going to the store and 20 houses on your left coming home, how many houses did you count?
The director of a company wakes early for a morning flight. He realises he forgot some papers at work and goes there. In the office he meets the night watchman, who is leaving for home. The watchman stops the director, tells the director he shouldn't fly. "I had a dream last night," the watchman says. "I saw you crash." He takes the director's hand. "I saw you die sir. I saw you die." The director heeds the advice and sure enough the goes down. The next day the director returns, gives the watchman a generous bonus. Then he fires him. Why?
What can never be put in a saucepan?
Logic
Logic
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
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