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A man was sitting on his couch and searching for the English Channel. How did he find it?
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
When is homework not homework?
How far can a man hike into the forest?
What goes up the hill and down the hill, And spite of all, yet stand still?
I have a few points but we're not competing. I'll help you win when you're eating. What am I?