Answer:
Where would you find a tortoise with no legs?
A red drum which sounds without being touched, and grows silent, when it is touched.
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
Why doesn't the Pope like trigonometry?
What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk