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The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
What has two heads but only uses one
What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
What do you call a greedy grumpy holiday hater?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.