Answer:
What do you call a bad interior decorator?
What do you call a snail on a ship?
What do the piggy bank, the government and children have in common?
What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
A king in red with a sole command. If you obey, it will cause you to break. What am I?
I'm the source of all emotion but I'm caged in a white prison.