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What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
How did the hipster drown?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
How does am armless man play poker?
I'm the source of all emotion but I'm caged in a white prison.
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What am I?