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What do you get when you combine Brazil nuts, Chinese chestnuts and American beech nuts?
Who works when he plays and plays when he works?
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
What has a tongue but cannot talk, gets around a lot but cannot walk?
It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?