Answer:
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
What is bigger than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have this, rich people needs this, and if you eat this, you’ll die! What am I?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What has ears but does not listen
What treat is never on time?
I’m hard as a rock and as light as a feather. I’m passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.