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An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
What rains at the north pole?
How many rappers would it take to change a lightbulb?
What kind of cup has holes in it when it is new, is designed to withstand a heavy beating and should never be used for drinking?
What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?