Answer:
What do you call a dog without legs?
If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.
What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
Two birds, trying to balance in one twig.
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.