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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
I am tall when I'm young, I am short when I'm old. What am i?
Where do fish keep their money?
All about, but cannot be seen, Can be captured, cannot be held, No throat, but can be heard. Who am I?