Answer:
Has a tongue, but never talks. Has no legs, but sometimes walks.
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?
A weighty currency.
Why did the two 4s skip dinner?
What goes with a car, comes with a car, is no use to a car, but the car can't move without it?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk