Answer:
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's funny about 3 helium atoms?
What do you say to a giant with his head in the clouds?
The more I lie, the more people trust me. Who am I?
I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind. I help others to see.