Answer:
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
Why did it rain Pennies?
What is worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating?
What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
What is it that was given to you, belongs only to you. And yet your friends use it more than you do?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk