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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
I am carried by mad animals.