Answer:
What did the teenager say to another teenager when they got arrested for stealing diapers?
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
I’m hard as a rock and as light as a feather. I’m passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.