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Did you hear about the Giant that threw up?
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
I’m hard as a rock and as light as a feather. I’m passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.