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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?
If you are in Europe and one of your feet is in Germany while the other is in Belgium, then what country would you really be in?
I can be found in water but never wet