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What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
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Kids
Logic
What am I?