Answer:
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
It is more feared than fear itself, And no one can escape it. It takes no sides and does not judge, it does not know to hold a grudge. It is the most clearest result, Of how life beats you by default.
Sometimes I am loud. And viewed with distaste. Poke out my 'eye', then I'm on the front of your face.
I can move even when you are still. I can be one or many.
It is destruction made out of thin air, You hear it howl and give a prayer, Through barns and houses it will tear. It is a deadly funnel, Of violent and twisting air.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?