Answer:
I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
It's in your hand though you can not feel it. Only you and time can reveal it.
A harvest sown and reaped on the same day in an unplowed field. Which increases without growing, remains whole though it is eaten within and without. Is useless and yet the staple of nations.
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
This is needed both for courage and hardcover books.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?