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You should keep it as straight as can be, yet very few do. Most of the time it's slightly bent or curved. Your sadness usually causes it to bend further, but don’t bend it for too long or it may never be able to fully straighten out again. What is it?
A morbidly-named body of water
When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
You use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows.
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?