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In many years, not much has happened. In many minutes, a lot has happened. In one second, everything has happened.
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
Looks like water, but it's heat. Sits on sand, lays on concrete. A play on the eyes, but it's all lies.
the day before yesterday tom turned 15 next year he will turn 18 when is his birthday
What do angels sing in the shower?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?