Answer:
What bird can lift the heaviest weight?
I can be short and sometimes hot. When displayed, I rarely impress.
I march before armies, a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory, but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover, one-legged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.
What surrounds the world, yet dwells within a thimble?
Talks like this, a green wise man does. Guess my clue, you will.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?