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Has a tongue, but never talks. Has no legs, but sometimes walks.
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
Wafula was in his vineyard when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
What is the best cure for dandruff?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
I am carried by mad animals.