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what do you call a box of ducks
What did the right eyebrow say to the left eyebrow?
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries
Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.