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Why do most married men die before their wives?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
How do you know if a sniper likes you?
What hole do you mend with holes?
What does a werewolf and a 50 year old woman have in common?
Thousands lay up gold within this house. But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.