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Why is everyone tired on the first of April?
Why do most married men die before their wives?
What do you get when you mix lemons with gunpowder?
What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk