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What is the difference between one yard and two yards?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
. "I have branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What am I?
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
Devils, unicorns and goats all share this feature.
Thousands lay up gold within this house. But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.