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Has a tongue, but never talks. Has no legs, but sometimes walks.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
What rains at the north pole?
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
Did you hear about the Giant that threw up?
I saw the dead bring forth the living. I saw the living bring forth the dead. What did I see?