What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?

What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?

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I saw the dead bring forth the living. I saw the living bring forth the dead. What did I see?

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