Answer:
What is a witch's favorite school subject?
what has two hands but no feet
What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?