Answer:
Where would you find a tortoise with no legs?
Why was the cook arrested?
Why was the leader of al-qaeda moody, frustrated, angry and easily annoyed?
What did the 3 little pigs do as they were running away from the big bad wolf who tried to destroy their houses?
Responsible for the toupee industry.
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?