Answer:
What has two heads but only uses one
How fast do librarians travel?
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
What did the right eyebrow say to the left eyebrow?
This food is a tortilla filled with cheese and sometimes chicken before being heated or cooked.