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A red drum which sounds without being touched, and grows silent, when it is touched.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
I have four fingers and a thumb but I'm not living what am I
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's large on Saturday and Sunday. Small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and disappears on Monday and Friday?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?