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I can ruin your day, or darken your life. And while I'm expected, I'm never alright. I'm bad for business, and worse for your hair. Wherever I am, there's something not there.
Five men were eating apples, A finished before B, but behind C. D finished before E, but behind B. What was the finishing order?
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you'll die.
I cannot be other than what I am, until the man who made me dies. Power and glory will fall to me finally. Only when he last closes his eyes.
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month.
I have two eyes in the front and a lot of eyes on my tail