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I march before armies, a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory, but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover, one-Βlegged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.
Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, βI will have H2O too.β The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
I have five letters and people eat me. When you remove my first letter I become a crime. Remove my first two letters and I am an animal. If you remove my first and last letters I'm a form of music
A house full, a yard full, a chimney full, no one can get a spoonful.
What word is a plural, but when you add an "S" to the end, it becomes singular?
I march before armies a thousand salute me. My fall can bring victory but no one would shoot me. The wind is my lover one-legged am I. Name me and see me at home in the sky.