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My life can be measured in hours. I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
High born, my touch is gentle. Purest white is my lace. Silence is my kingdom. Green is the color of my death.
I have a face, yet no senses. But I don't really care, because time is of the essence.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?