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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
How is Europe like a frying pan?
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
How do you make an egg roll?
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.