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What surrounds the world, yet dwells within a thimble?
What liquid can contain the soul?
When the day after tomorrow is yesterday. Today will be as far from Wednesday. As today was from Wednesday. When the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?
Who has married many women but never has been married who is he
I can ruin your day, or darken your life. And while I'm expected, I'm never alright. I'm bad for business, and worse for your hair. Wherever I am, there's something not there.
How do you know if a sniper likes you?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?