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What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
What is the freedom of birds and the pen of old men?
If you break me, I do not stop working. If you touch me, I may be snared. If you lose me, nothing will matter.
My first master has four legs, my second master has two. My first I serve in life, my second I serve in death. Tough I am, yet soft beside. Against ladies cheeks I often reside.
Gets rid of bad ones, short and tall. Tightens when used, one size fits all.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?