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Two men walk into a restaurant. One man orders H2O. The second man says, “I will have H2O too.” The second man dies. How come the second man dies?
Half-way up the hill, I see you at last, lying beneath me with your sounds and sights. A city in the twilight, dim and vast, with smoking roofs, soft bells, and gleaming lights.
What can bring back the dead. Make us cry, make us laugh, make us young. Born in an instant yet lasts a life time?
I am the hole in the night, the ever watchful eye. I return in a cycle, to enlighten the sky.
Round as a button, deep as a well. If you want me to talk, you must first pull my tail.
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?